The winner of the 2026 Tournament of Team Names has been crowned!
Congratulations to “Call Me ROY G BIV Because I’m Visibly on the Spectrum”! They just won $100 cash!!
That Team Name edged out “We Took the Gold in Curling… Your Mom’s Toes” in the Finals.
You’ve now got until February 2027 to come up with your best team names for next year’s tournament!
ALL-TIME WINNERS:
2017: DRINK MILK CUZ OJ WILL KILL YOU
2018: ENDLESS LOVE: THE HELEN KELLER/STEVIE WONDER TENNIS MATCH
2019: AUTOCORRECT IS OUR WORST ENEMA
2020: BI-CURIOUS GEORGE
2021: *POSTPONED DUE TO COVID*
2022: I LOST MY MOOD RING AND I DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT
2023: TWERKING FROM HOME
2024: THE THIN LINE BETWEEN FORGIVE ME FATHER AND SORRY DADDY
2025: WE HIT PAT BENETAR WITH OUR BEST SHOT AND NOW SHE’S PRESSING CHARGES
2026: CALL ME ROY G BIV BECAUSE I’M VISIBLY ON THE SPECTRUM
